Race to Til-Thorin
Dream girls. Fried snails. A 30” bodyguard with pink ponytails.
Being a hero comes with learning curves. The curve of a hip. The curve of a sword. The curve of a sucker punch as it connects with your face.
It wouldn’t be so bad if Wendell had professionals to help him.
Instead, he’s stuck with a feisty gnome, a senile old wizard and a green skinned, cigar-smoking babysitter to guide him. Is it too late to quit?
Being a hero comes with learning curves. The curve of a hip. The curve of a sword. The curve of a sucker punch as it connects with your face.
It wouldn’t be so bad if Wendell had professionals to help him.
Instead, he’s stuck with a feisty gnome, a senile old wizard and a green skinned, cigar-smoking babysitter to guide him. Is it too late to quit?
The story
Chapters
- Praise for WANTED HERO Includes audio
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Dedication
- PREFACE
- CHAPTER 1 - Kisses and Vomit
- CHAPTER 2 - Chucks Cottage
- CHAPTER 3 - Old As Dirt
- CHAPTER 4 - Unexpected
- CHAPTER 5 - Black Market
- CHAPTER 6 - Bite Me
- CHAPTER 7 - Next Stop
- CHAPTER 8 - Roadkill Tavern
- CHAPTER 9 - Escape
- CHAPTER 10 - Council Meeting
- CHAPTER 11 - Mahan
- CHAPTER 12 - Tämä-Un
- CHAPTER 13 - Ambush
- CHAPTER 14 - Return of the King
- CHAPTER 15 - Law of Dominion
- CHAPTER 16 - Bad News
- CHAPTER 17 - RUN
- WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
- BONUS: Into the Fire
- BONUS Bonus: Demoni Vankil
- About the Author Includes audio
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